How Midwestern are you feeling today?
Merch for the Staunch Midwesterner
There’s a lot to love about the Midwest. We’ve got lakes and rivers and bluffs and rocks and plains and corn and weird regional foods and 45 minute good-byes and an affinity for ranch dressing and charming dialects and so on and so forth. We’re not saying it’s better than anywhere else but we sure do like it.
MIDWEST OR BUST
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IN OPE WE TRUST
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MIDWEST OR BUST 〰️ IN OPE WE TRUST 〰️
STICKERS
So you’re stuck in bumper to bumper traffic on the highway or what have you, and what else is there to do but read everyone’s bumper stickers? Let the guy behind ya know you’re doing the best you can because you’re pretty darn Midwestern.
This 4x6 inch bumper sticker was produced with clear polyester lamination with UV resistant properties and is durable outdoors against weather.
In the Midwest, we believe Ope can cover a multitude of sins. Ope precedes the apology and replaces the profanity. Forget to use your turn signal? Ope. Fumble your credit card at the register? Ope. Scooching your way down the aisle and you graze someone’s knees? Ope.
It’s the glue that holds the Midwest together.
This 3” sticker is made with durable, colorfast vinyl that withstands the elements and more than a few cycles through the dishwasher (though I’d recommend handwashing your stickered water bottle so it lasts longer!).
Ope, I’mma squeeze right past ya, sorry.
Ope is just one oopsie-doo away from an Open sign so, yeah, that’s where this idea came from! This holographic sticker is awesome. It reflects the light in such a pretty way, like a rainbow peeking through the clouds after a classic Midwest thunderstorm. It measures 3 inches wide and 2 inches tall.
MISSOURI SPECIFIC
I’m from STL so, here’s some stuff specifically for those who reside in the Show-Me State. Out of towners, you’re welcome to it, as well.
“Hey, we’re trying!” Well, some of us. And only kinda.
Greet your penpals, relatives, and friends from the magical* state of Missouri with this postcard!
Size: 4 x 6 inches.
This postcard features handmade illustrations and type made by the artist (me! hi!) Jillian Kaye. Within the type, you can see some of the things that actually make Missouri interesting, from Kansas City to Saint Louis and everything in-between!
Printed with a full-color front and black + white back on quality semi-glossy cardstock, ready for your greetings.
Packaging: Each postcard is individually packed in a cellophane sleeve and shipped in a rigid cardboard mailer!
*only magical during intense thunderstorms
This postcard celebrates all things St. Louis with just a little bit of cheekiness. Hey, the other slogan I put up for voting was "Number One in Crime AND Fun!" and that almost won. It was just a little too cynical for the warmth STL has to offer.
Size: 4 x 6 inches.
This postcard features handmade illustration and type made by the artist (me! hi!) Jillian Kaye. Within the type, you can see some things St. Louis is famous for! Like: Saint Louis Blues hockey (2019 Stanley Cup champs, babyyyy!), our fab lous zoo, toasted ravioli, our regional frozen custard, the Arch (of course!), Cards baseball, and our balloon glow!
Printed with a full-color front and black + white back on quality cardstock, ready for your greetings.
Packaging: Each postcard is individually packed in a cellophane sleeve and shipped in a rigid cardboard mailer!
This postcard will proudly greet its recipient with all the warmth and charm St. Charles, MO can offer. It's hella quaint, folks! It's not the official town slogan, but it ought to be.
Size: 4 x 6 inches.
This postcard features handmade illustration and type made by the artist (me! hi!) Jillian Kaye. Within the type, you can see some St. Charles staples like our hella quaint street lamps, cobblestone streets, hella quaint trolley, Missouri River (not hella quaint, kinda dirty actually), and the Lewis & Clark statue in Frontier Park.
Printed with a full-color front and black + white back on quality cardstock, ready for your greetings.
Packaging: Each postcard is individually packed in a cellophane sleeve and shipped in a rigid cardboard mailer!